I smell like poop

Little M is pretty much potty trained except for pooping. He has poop issues and generally poops at night, in bed, in a diaper.

Except today.

It was massive.

It was disgusting.

Big M cleaned the floor while I hosed off my son. Then I had to get the poop out of his underwear and pants. It was everywhere.

Now I smell like poop. I can't get the smell out of my nose.

There's no way to can tell a pregnant woman to expect these things because you really can't understand just how horrific and disgusting it can be -- and that you'll willingly deal with it -- until you're in the midst of it.

Motherhood: Poop Patrol with an Awkward Smile.