Why are men so gross?

Here I sit at a coffee shop.

My table is right next to the men's room.

Because the men consistently leave the door wide open, I'm able to see that it's a single stall type of bathroom. - open the door and there's the toilet and sink.

I cannot even begin to count the number of men who have entered and left in less than 30 seconds flat.

EW!

Flush! Wash your hands!!

And hey you! Yes, you Mr. I Think I'm A Stud -- do NOT open the door and THEN decide to zip up!